Last night Erin and Richard came over for dinner. We were all sitting around the table enjoying a nice conversation when Richard asked, "Is Bumper (dog) licking your cat?" We all turned around to see what, in fact, Bumper was licking. There was a very large dark brown spot on the carpet (that did resemble our cat). I got up and went over to the carpet to identify this mystery spot only to find a monsterous pile of partially processed dog food that Bumper's stomach decided it really did not want after all. Turns out he snuck down to the garage where he made a meal of the clutch dust that was covering the floor. I will not go into any further detail on this particular subject as it seems to cause a certain gagging reaction when things of this matter are discussed.
Here is a haiku poem dedicated to Erin:
Yucky Bumper, Gross
You ralphed on our white carpet
I don't like you much
4 comments:
It was really ok! We found it quite amusing. Even better was wondering if Jared was going to join Bumper on the Barf Wagon. Gotta love that gag reflex!
Oh, Na-Na. Don't fret.
It was no big deal at all.
You handled it well!
I used to have a dog named Bumper!! You brought back all kinds of funny memories! Thanks.
I hope they were funnier than barf on white carpet.
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