Jazlyn: Mom, I jis feel not good.
Me: Jaz, can you tell me what feels bad?
Jazlyn: There are little animals inside my body and they are biting my bones and that makes me feel not good.
Me: There are little animals inside your body?! What kind of animals??
Jazlyn: A lion. A zebra. A giraffe. A penguin. And a frog.
Me: A lion, a zebra, a giraffe, a penguin and a frog?? Wow! I am very sorry they are biting your bones!
Me: Yes, Jazlyn?
Jazlyn: Jesus makes me burp. And the burps makes me sick.
Me, smiling: I sure love you, Jazlyn.
Jazlyn, beaming: Mama! One guy jis burped in my tummy! It was the lion.