Rules

I am determined to make a little gentleman out of my boy. So everyday, while I change his diaper, we go over the "rules of being a gentleman." All of the rules are based on his short life experiences, and here is what we have come up with so far. Feel free to add your own rules. We will work them into our daily lesson. Our conversation usually goes like this:

"Now Brodes, you need to grow up to be a gentleman, and treat the ladies right. First rule of being a gentleman: don't pull on a lady's hair! Second rule, don't yank a lady's earrings! Third rule, do NOT under any circumstance bite a lady's nipple! And fourth, do not poop on your mom."

To which he always sweetly smiles and replies "Yes Ma'am."