"Jazlyn, please put away all the movies you took out."

Thanks.

Confession

After Sophia dumped out an entire bin of toys onto the living room floor...

Me: "Sophia, do you like making messes?"
Sophia: "Noooo."
Me: "Yes you do."
Sophia: "Yeah, I do."

"Af-Hassed"

My (eldest) daughter does not do anything "af-hassed."

If she is going to talk, she might as well yell loud enough to wake up her sister.

If she is going to walk, she might as well run so fast she trips herself.

If she is going to play with Jazlyn, she might as well tackle her to the ground and lay on her face.

If she is going to take out a toy, she might as well pull out ALL of her 880 toys and scatter them equally throughout the house.

If she is going to eat, she might as well throw blackberries all over the carpet and then walk in them, spreading them all over the room.

I love my daughter. Most of the time.